Little Deaths In Musical Beds

2008-12-30T22:09:00.000-08:00

heeeeeeeeello!long time no see!i finally posted!haha!guess what?i bought Panic At The Disco's Live In Chicago!!!whee!i love them.do you?anyway,here's a big cheer for eveyone from me,wishing you a HAPPY NEW YEAR!and study hard for next year.er...and i have nothing to talk about anymore.TTYL.

2008-12-13T01:52:00.000-08:00

The Outfit Test

Your Outfit Says You're Charming

You are a very adorable person. You have a sweet personality... and a sweet style.
You are quite easygoing and flexible. You could never be accused of being high maintenance.

You tend to wear whatever is comfortable but still chic.
You definitely don't buy into the idea that fashion is pain.Your high end fashion designer match: Versace

Your must have accessory: A simple chain bracelet(yeah,right.sweet?)

Are You a Winter Person or a Summer Person?

You Are a Winter Person

You are calm, serious, and focused.
You're the type of person who appreciates the quiet and calm.

Winter is the perfect time for you to get cozy and work on a hobby.
Summer is a bit too hectic for you. You like the dead of winter... preferably with a roaring fire inside.

You Are A Thoughtful Idealist

You have no problem diving into new experiences. You're so brave that you don't even notice how courageous you are.

You like to think that people are impressed by you. You know that you have a lot to offer.

You are a very romantic person. You can't help but see the world as it should be.

Right now, stress occasionally makes you feel trapped in your life. You usually have a clear perspective on things though!

Overall, your life is very peaceful - if not a little solitary. Much of what goes on goes on in your head.

You are extremely optimistic about the future. You feel like things are always getting better.

Your Snow Test Says You're Independent

You feel like something good will happen to you in the next few months.

You don't really like to work, unless work feels like play. You only are successful when you are doing what you love.

You are an independent, individualistic person. You thrive when you're doing your own thing.

Your biggest worry in your life is your health. You tend to be a bit of a hypochondriac.

When it comes time to relax, you have difficulty relaxing. You are a bit high strung.

2008-12-01T02:23:00.000-08:00

Starting Time: 6.25pm
Name: Ong Jia Jing
Size: Medium(i gained weight)
Height: 163?164? but i know i had a growth spurt Where do you live: The Garden City a.k.a.Singapore
Favourite Drinks?: Ice Mountain,some gasy(?) drinks

Have you ever ---
Been on a plane: yea,to Perth.

Fallen asleep at school: No.wanted to,but...i was afraid of being caught by my teacher.
Broken someone's heart: I don't think so...

Fell off your chair: er yea twice,in fact...cos i was spinning on my chair in a kneeling position and i fell head first on the floor.(and i had a really bad headache after that)
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: no,of course.i'm not that stupid,unless it's for an emergency case.

Saved e-mails: Yeah. but i lost count.

What is your room like: it is four-walled.(and has a double-decked bed,a study-table/cupboard and many many books):)

The last thing you ate: Unagi Rice.Yum.
Ever had chickenpox: Yes,when i was 3.i even have a scar on my forehead.wanna see?jk.

Sore throat:obvious.and i hate the feeling.

Broken nose:want me to break your nose?
Do you believe in love at first sight: yea,sort of.
Like picnics:i love them:)
Who was the last person you danced with: the Chinese dancers?when i was in Primary 3?

Last person made you smile: myself.cos i was looking at a very funny picture.

You last yelled at: i forgot.my sister?
Today did you ---
Talk to someone you like: yea,my rabbit.i called him naughty cos he was biting my books.

Kiss anyone: not yet.i kiss my parents goodnight though.don't be surprised.

Fall sick: of course.fever,high fever,runny nose,cough,flu,sore throat,gastric flu.

Talk to an ex: i'm single and has always been.
Miss someone: no.not yet.

Eat:breakfast and lunch.

Best feeling in the world: er...nope.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: yea,2.one big stuffed unicorn and a white dolphin.

What's under your bed:cemented floor with tiles and dust.

Who do you really hate: you.haha,jkjk.nobody.

What time is it now?: 6.46pm

Random ---
Is there a person who is on your mind now: Yes.

Do you have any siblings: a sister.

Do you want children: i'm a teenager and a virgin.but when i grow up,maybe.

Do you smile often: i'm smiling:)oh,and i also laugh,cry,scream,curse...etc.

Do you like your handwriting: no,not really
Are your toenails painted: with varnish.don't get the wrong idea,i'm just trying to protect them.

Who's bed other than yours would you rather sleep in?: My parents'.i can bounce on it:)

What colour shirt are you wearing now: Orange shirt that says"Tech Deck"

What were you doing at 7pm yesterday: in my father's car on my way home from shopping.
I can't wait till: i meet Panic At The Disco in person!or get revenge from my sister.jk.

Are you a friendly person: i don't know.ask other people.

Do you have any pets: 2.a follow-me-around-everywhere rabbit and a cute hamster.
Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: both at work.my parents:)

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you: the last person i held hand with was my dad.and i love him.

Do you sleep with the TV on: never.cos it'll be wasting electricity and WE HAVE TO CONSERVE ENERGY AND SAVE THE EARTH!!!!!!

Have you ever crawled through a window: nope.but if i did,i'll be dead by now.

Are you too forgiving?: people say i am,maybe because i always feel guilty after screaming at someone,even of they're bad.

Are you closer to your mother or your father?: both.i can't choose cos that'll be unfair.
Who was the last person you cried in front of?: nobody.i was crying because of anger and hatred.
How many people can you say you really loved?: never-ending.

Do you eat healthy?: sometimes.

Do you still have pictures of you and your ex?: didn't i just said that i am single and has always been?

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: countless times.

If you're having a bad day, who will you most likely go to?:i always keep to myself and if i can't tolerate any longer,i will most probably complain to my family.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: depends.if i feel lyk being quiet,then i will just zip my mouth but if i feel like talking,then i will just yak until someone tells me to shut up and get lost.
5 things I was doing 10 years ago:in playgroup singing songs,watching Barney shows,pulling my sister's hair,gabbling with my not-so-perfect English/Chinese and walking around drinking milk from a bottle.

5 things on my todo list today: nothing,nothing,nothing,nothing and nothing.
5 things I would do if I were a billionaire: help out the poor and needy,buy a really cool and professional camera and take beautiful pictures with it,sign up for dance classes,hire a personal trainer to train my body and take my family around the world.
5 of my bad habits: biting my nails,daydreaming,eating really slowly,making sure that my hair is perfect and posing as an annoying threat to my sister.
5 places I lived in: My house, hotel, and nothing else.

5 jobs I've had: i'm too young for a job.

Tag 8 people to do this quiz:
-Celin
-Gillian
-Elizabeth
-Yulian
-Tessa
-Mabel
-my sister(though she never reads my blog)
-you

2008-11-25T04:36:00.001-08:00

2008-11-25T04:34:00.000-08:00

so sorry i posted double of some videos cos some of it the sound system isn't very good.

2008-11-23T03:03:00.000-08:00

sorry i haven't been posting for a long time,but i really don't have the time.so SJAB camp was quite strict but fun,i won second place in Simon Says.(the Sir made it into an Advanced game),we played another version of Water Bomb,and the Sirs And Madams throwed the remaining water bombs at us and we screamed,taking some and throwing some back at them.and a few days ago i went to the prefects' bbq with Geralyn,it was kinda fun,but it became dreadfully cold in the night.er...nothing more to talk about,except i'm listening to 'Do You Know What I'm Seeing"now.so,tuh-tuh.

2008-11-14T02:19:00.000-08:00

i'm off to SJAB camp tomorrow!don't miss me,guys!i mean,you still can miss me...whatever.so i changed my blog name to thewatermelonsmiles.i extracted this from "Behind The Sea" by Panic At The Disco.a very nice song.it goes like this,"don't...you know?don't you know?that those watermelon smiles...just can't ripen underwater?just can't ripen underwater..."nice.i love this song.:)

boo-hoo-hoo-mua-ha-ha-ha

2008-11-11T06:54:00.000-08:00

i watched By My Side,this channel 8 show about Aids.it is really touching.and my rabbit just jumped up on the sofa and bit the calender.and i just got scolded by my sister for being a nosey-parker...like she's not one?okay,i'm just joking.sigh...year end is coming soon...i'm going to be a secondary 2 student next year.i must work hard to pull up my grades...i can't wait for prefects barbeque(i wanna eat roasted marshmallows),i can't wait for SJAB camp(let's hope there's night walk)and i'm gonna say goodbye.goodbye.

2008-11-04T01:25:00.000-08:00

this morning,i had a really weird dream.like really,really,weird.so in my dream,i was back in primary school,in my secondary school uniform,and i was playing this Hello Kitty Mighty Beans stuff.then i met my primary school friends and hung out with them.then i mistook this girl as my friend,and all of us started laughing,for no reason.that time was reccess,so after that,we went back to class,and i suddenly realised that i was the last one to be back in class,and eveyone was doing Maths.and my primary school Maths teacher was there teaching.strange thing was,i even saw some of my secondary friends there,and right in front of me,was my primary school Maths workbook.then,the dream switched.i was in the toilet,and suddenly my sister just barged in by kicking the door open.i didn't say anything,but i tried to push back the door,and she just kept kicking it open.so she kicked,and i pushed,and she kicked,and i pushed.then the dream switched again.i was in my father's car,and we were driving along this stretch of very posh and pretty place full of Victorian houses.but,in my dream,i had a brother(?!)who popped out from nowhere.he was younger than me,quite cute-looking and he was wearing this blue and yellow jacket with cartoon printed on it.then,the strangest thing and probably the most unthinkable thing happened.we stopped outside this house,and a man,who i believed owns the house,was talking to his friend,and the door was ajar.then,the two men came to us and started spraying and washing our car for us,all the time asking us if we preferred strawberry or lemon-flavoured detergent.then,my parents,sister and "brother"hopped out of the car,went inside the house,and started stealing whatever they could find.however,the two men actually disappeared.they stole things like a Plasma TV,two massage chairs,some oil paintings and some expensive China vases.then they piled everything into the car and was about to drive off when i fely so angry and dissapointed with my family that i screamed at them.like really screamed.i called my father in the dream(please please please please please forgive me for saying this, i didn't mean of want to,but the dream did happen anyway.)a bastard,my mother and sister in the dream bitches and my brother in the dream,a stupid,smelly brat.he didn't like that,so he hit me,and i hit him back in the arm twice as hard.then the police came,and i felt so guilty for getting my family into trouble that i went up to the policeman and begged him to handcuff me.he just smiled and walked away.and all of a sudden,everything turned out to be happy-happy and the police let my family go.and i was the one putting the stolen stuff back in the house.but i became friends with the family of the house,only my family wasn't there.and when i woke up,i still thought that i was in the dream and felt so guilty insulting my family that i put on my best behaviour to my parents.i really don't know if i should like or hate that dream.(but the houses were REALLY beautiful.they were 4 storeys high,were made from red bricks ,had those white walls and a white roof,and there was this gorgeous Victorian statue fountain in the middle,carrying a vase with water flowing out.)i would love to live there.

Happy Birthday,you're officially a teenager

2008-10-29T07:20:00.000-07:00

happy birthday to me...i woke up from still 12 years old yesterday to a brand new 13 years old.strangely enough,i felt that today was like any other ordinary day,instead of the usual yeah!-today's-my-birthday-and-i'm-so-excited-day.well,maybe because i've grown more mature.or maybe not.so this morning,i checked my handphone to see 2 birthday messages for me and throughout the day,i accumulated more.then,it really did feel like an ordinary day because well,i just did the usual routine,eat breakfast,read a bit of newspaper,did my theory then the best part!in the evening,my parents took my sister and i out foe dinner at New York New York,this American restaurant at E!Hub,opposite my school.i had fish and chips,my sister chicken chop,my dad spag bol and my mum roasted chicken.we had side dishes like mussels and onion rings and the food was quite delicious.eat your heart out,people,i'm gonna make you all drool...and we signed up for rthe membership and received a free bottle of wine and a free drink of this white frothy chocolate whipped cream drink.and the bill came to a $102 plus.it is expensive.furthermore,it was already deducted from a $15 as there was a special discount.you guys should go there and try sometime.Adieu,my fellows.and that picture there is taken by me,from my study room window,if you're wondering.

why do i feel like i'm such a sucker?

2008-10-25T07:52:00.000-07:00

today was my promotion test.
1)i SUCKED.
2)at first-aid,i didn't even know what i was supposed to do.
3)i kept comforting the casualty and i even bandaged the wound wrongly.
4)at foot-drill,i didn't lift my leg to 90 degrees and i banged on my heel by accident.
5)i came to the test with double eye-lids.
6)and i looked stupid in full-uniform while the rest looked smart.
in short,today wasn't exactly the best day of my life.and i got double eye-lids because i cried.really badly.and i cried cos i quarelled with someone.over a really minor matter.that person kept telling me that i will never be able to win or fight for my rights,and that i was a failure.so i broke down because i felt like giving up hope.i wanted to win for once.why don't anybody give me a chance to express myself?am i supposed to let you hold me by the nose and drag me around like a slave?it's so strange that when people encouraged me to fight for my rights,and when i do,they get angry because they can't stand my nonsense.WTH?so what's the point?why don't you just circle me while chanting****you bitch and watch me cry because because little miss oh-so-perfect and annoying and failure for life is being bullied?and then next day you act as if nothing has happened and when i'm pissed and show a bit of attitude,you yell at me for showing you disrespect.hello?how am i gonna show you respect when you do not even respect me in the first place?don't think that just because you're older you can boss me around and insist that no one can give attitude but yourself only.trust me.i can be a bitch if i want to,since isn't that what you always called me?i'll be watching.

2008-10-24T07:19:00.000-07:00

i just played Sims and brought them to a botanical restaurant,but it took so long for them to order a simple meal...1 more day to my promotion test.i'm so freaking scared now.before playing Sims i
watched The Pussycat Dolls' new MV 'When I Grow Up'and man,their dancing was awesome.and i'm so jealous.i want to watch HSM...okay,i'll stop being whiny.let's look forward to a bright,fresh morning tomorrow and hopefully,no troubles ahead...and please keep your fingers crossed for me.

2008-10-23T07:17:00.000-07:00

i really feel like taking up dance classes...i love dancing...i'm tired...and i wanna play Sims.i sound whiny,but i don't care.my rabbit bit my trouser button just now.i wanna watch High School Musical2/3.i wanna sleep.i wish to fight for my rights.i posted this post cos i wanted to.i am posting a whole load of crap.can i know how do you get all the quizzes and show them on your blog?i think it's cool.

2008-10-23T06:23:00.000-07:00

1)today's my mother's birthday.

2)Happy Birthday,Mummy!I Love You!

3)today's the last day of school.

4)which means i won't be seeing my friends for 2 months plus.

5)i will miss Counter Girls.

6)a lot.

7)i will miss my friends.

8)a lot.

9)i love my hamster and rabbit.

10)as usual.

11)they will remain my best friends for life.including my family.

12)my family went out to have steamboat today in honour of my mum's birthday celebration.

13)2 more days to my promotion test.

14)i'm still scared.

15)9 more days to my theory exam.

16)i'm also scared.

17)i'm having SJAB camp during November holidays.

18)i will be attending a barbeque a day after that,organised by my committee.

19)i bet it's gonna be so much fun.

20)on my birthday,i just wanna wake up,scream vulgarities(cos it's my 1st time and i would like to try)slap any bitch of knock any bastard in his fifty-yard line if he/she pisses me off,go to sleep and wake up and pretend nothing has happened.

21)i'm just joking!

22)i won't do that,don't you fret.

23)cos guilt will be washed upon me,and i hate that feeling.

24)my gosh,i love cracking spastic jokes.

25)do you find that irritating?

26)i don't.

27)i love my family too much.

28)i don't get it why nowadays youngsters like to talk about sick stuff.

29)i prefer to stay neutral.

30)Adieu.

2008-10-22T05:52:00.000-07:00

i finally won at Stress!is that suppossed to be a good thing?oh,whatever.so today after school,i had my lunch with Rebecca while Magdalene and Damien sat with us.it was raining very heavily and Damien left after a while,so the three of us gossipped for a while and Mag left.it was quite fun today,and it gave me a feeling of nostalgy,for no apparent reason.i got my crest for my beret,my flash,name tag,and buttons for my SJAB uniform in preparation for this saturday's promotion test.and after that we slacked for a while,playing card games and learning how to bandage casualties.and i won a few times of Stress with Rebecca and James.Shawn is good.he kept winning,and i nearly won,but i was a second too slow.and after that we went home.before that,i also built a 4 level card pyramid.big deal.i'm trying to beat my record of 6 levels.

2008-10-21T05:51:00.000-07:00

10 things i found in my life(October):
1)i am having my promotion test this saturday and i'm scared.
2)i have a MAJOR crush.like wow.
3)my crush is my hamster.
4)double wow.
5)i am getting back my results tomorrow.
6)wish me best of luck.
7)i am hooked on to The Sims 2.
8)some of my freinds are going abroad tomorrow.
9)Adieu,and have a safe trip,my friends.
10)i SUCK at Stress.
11)I SUCK at Cheat.
12)i am 2/10 done with my story.
13)i hope it gets published.
14)should i keep dreaming on?
15)yes?
16)no?
17)maybe?
18)so?
19)i LOVE my whole family.
20)my 13th birthday is coming soon.
21)and i,will offcially,become a teenager.
(November)
1)i am having my grade 5 theory examination.

2008-10-20T01:07:00.000-07:00

i have nothing to post about,so i'll just go along with the beautiful lyrics of Northern Downpour by Panic At The Disco:

if all our life is but a dream,fantastic posing greed.then we should feed our jewelry to the sea.for diamonds do appear to be.just like broken glass to me.then she said she can't believe.genius only comes along in storms of fabled foreign tongues.tripping eyes,and flooded lungs.Northern downpour sends its love.hey moon,please forget to fall down.hey moon,don't you go down.sugarcane in the easy morning.weathervanes my one and lomely.the ink is running toward the page,it's chasing orr the days.look back at boat feet and that winding knee.i missed your skin when you were east.you clicked your heels and wished for me.through playful lips made of yarn that fragile Capricorn unraveled words like moths upon old scarves.i know the world's a broken bone,but melt your headaches call it home.you are at the top of my lungs.drawn to the ones who never yawn.

2008-10-16T01:42:00.000-07:00

hello people...not much happened today...so i'm keeping this real short.as in REALLY REALLY short.i like The Umbrella Academy by Gerard Way and Gabriel Ba and i think the design is cool.

2008-10-15T07:00:00.000-07:00

i'm back folks...so i came home quite late today...around 8 plus?can't really figure it out,but it's about there.cos i had SJAB training for our promotion test next saturday so we went through our foot drills and first-aid skills again.and after that Rebecca volunteered to help me finish checking upper sec file and also helped me do teacher's copy.thanks,Bex!and i had to wait for the bus which wasted a lot of my time before i could hop on one.and today was so embarrassing.we were suppossed to take turns in giving commands to our squad mates but i keep getting it all wrong and re-doing it again.but the NCOs said that i banged loud and gave the commands precise enough,so that was a good thing.not.cos at first-aid practice,i got the procedures wrong and i mucked everything up and i'm such a noob at it that i'm starting to have phobias for my cca?erm...no comments.

2008-10-14T07:32:00.000-07:00

*yawn*,it's like 10.32 pm and i'm still tagging.crap,i'm down with a slight fever and a flu.again.er...let's see,since when was i last sick?yup.a few weeks ago.man,i think my immune system is lower than an earthworm digging its way six feet underground.so i went to the library on saturday with my sister and saw my SJAB senior.he went like,"hello,"behind my back and i went like,"arrgh!"when i saw him cos i did not really expect to meet anyone there.but of course,i screamed silently cos it's a library...and i was also wearing a white and pink layered skirt cos i could't find my skinny jeans and i was so scared that the wind would blow it up and expose everything that i kept tugging the hem of the skirt that my sister asked me what my problem was.so after that,i borrowed 4 books and went home after buying dinner.and now,i'm still hungry,even after eating my dinner.and now my voice sounds so weird,it was as if someone had stuck a fork down my throat and forced my veins and gullets up so that i would sound like a strangled parrot.haha,i'm just joking.a very good night to you,dear fellas.

2008-10-03T04:14:00.000-07:00

i don't know what to do now...i'm so tired and ... tired...oh,WTH.i just played with Ding Ding and he accidentally scratched me.well,i can't really blame him,considering the uncomfortable position that i'm cuddling him in...but he fell asleep in my arms...*aw...how sweet...*and Bu Bu...let's just say that he was so excited that i was peeling sunflower seeds for him that he actually fell off from the second storey of his weeny cage while trying to grab the sunflower seed from my hand and he still looked at me with his cute little eyes.i was practically drooling there...so damn cute.but i still love them as much as i love you guys!hooray.maybe i'm not much of an emo after all.

2008-09-19T07:46:00.000-07:00

hey,people,so sorry i haven't been posting for a while cos i've been emo-ing all the while ,slashing my wrists and leaving scars on my arms,scars that reflect to me on how life sucks.just in case you didn't know,all of this are FICTION.you know what it means,right?yup.all these stuff i made up are not true.haha.i love joking.no,i wouldn't be an emo and slit my wrists cos i'm a bit scared of blood.it's just that life does suck a bit for me.i've been so busy lately revising for tests,completing my homework and going through many ups and downs in life like a roller-coaster that now i'm sick.well,down with a flu,to be precise.i've been so tired and weak yesterday and today that i didn't come to school.and now,i'm still feeling sick.mentally and physically.don't worry,Cherie,i'm still alive,it's just i don't have time to update.do you know how it feels like to be picked by others and you try to fight back but you just can't?and when you try to get other people to understand your point of view but they refuse to listen to you?that's what probably happened to me,and i'm sick of it.sick.of.it.do you hear?my parents keep telling me."Jia Jing,can you just be more aggressive and fight for your rights?you are a human,not a rag doll that can be pushed around by others.and don't you cry over trivial matters.be strong and never let others overpower you."i find this very meaningful,so why can't i do it?or i didn't try hard enough?'life is hard,'they always say.'you can never ever overcome me,so dream on about fighting for your rights,"people always say to me.so now i'm gonna fight for my rights.like it or not,watch me.for those people out there who think that people like me have no hope of fighting for their rights,then that means you're wrong.go wash your brains thoroughly and knock some senses into it.i may appear bubbly and lively to you,but you don't know half of what i can do if i am wronged.good or bad,everybody deserves a second chance.even me,so don't go around thinking that you will always win.feed anymore negative thoughts into your brain and you will probably suffer from a rare disease.i repeat again.everybody.deserves.a.second.chance.even if their wrong.in a right way.if you even get what i mean.

2008-08-31T06:27:00.000-07:00

hey,haven't been posting for ages,need some laughs from all the stress i had,so here are some jokes i extracted from the Panic At The Disco and The Pussycat Dolls cover of LIME magazine.(read it,it's seriously hilarious!)

Poke Fun At Paranoia

1.strap on a parachute and sit in an upright position.

2.when the guy next to you asks what you're doing,whisper very loudly,"one of the engines is on fire!"

3.send the passengers into a panic.

4.break into laughter and tell everyone it's just a joke.

5.use the parachute as an escape route when they try to castrate you.

Pick Up Chicks

you:hey,what are you doimg?

woman:i'm...trying to sleep...

you:mmm...you smell nice.

woman:um,thanks?

you:can i help you adjust your seat?

woman:who are you?leave me alone!

you:you really do smell great.like roast meat.yum.

woman:SOMEBODY HELP ME!

Disguise Your Fart

you:this food smells like fart!

stewardess:i'm sorry,sir.can i offer you peanuts instead?

you:these peanuts smell like fart!

stewardess:sir,they smell just fine.

you:you smell like fart!

stewardess:...

you:(whisper)i'm sorry.i'm just trying to cover up my gas by pushing the blame to someone else.you see,i have a chronic gas disorder.

Be Extra Friendly

bored onboard?join the stewardesses at the front of the plane in welcoming all passengers on the plane with a cheeky wink and a firm handshake.remember to make a small talk about the weather with every single passenger just to hold up the boarding queue.

Ask Intelligent Questions

at 30,000 feet in the air,casually walk up to the main door of the plane,pry it open and go"hmm,i wonder what happens if i do this."cue sound of terrified passengers.

Be Sure To Get Their Names Right

you:hey Chad!

Chris:hey,it's Chris.my name's Chris.

you:oh,right,Chester!nice to meet you.

Chris:it's Chris!

you:that's cool Chimp!how're you doing?

Chris:are you deaf?it's CHRIS!C-H-R-I-

you:jeez,there's no need to shout,Colby.talk about making a bad first impession,sheesh!

Chris:?!?!

Be Generous With Your Compliments

man:what a lovely day it is taday!

you:not as lovely as you,you...you...you sexy beast.grrr!!!

man:i'm sorry?

you:you're so sexy you could charm the petals off a flower!(drool)

man:um,thank you?

you:no seriously,any sexier and ninjas will have to assassinate you for beimg too damn awesome.

man:i'm married,miss.please go away.

Honesty Is Always The Best Policy

lady:hello sir,how was your day today?

you:well,i killed a cat with a cleaver,brutalised a toddler with my vulgar verbal abuse,punched a taxi driver for driving too slowly and haven't changed my soiled underwear in six weeks.but enough about my day,how was yours?

lady:um...er,i have somewhere else to be.

Be Optimistic

fat man:i really need to go on a diet.

you:well,you are a little more flab than fab but hey,when you die,they'll donate your flesh to a Third World country and poverty will end!you'll be a saviour.

fat man:what?!i'm not that fat!

you:no,of course you aren't!you're just 10 times your appropriate weight.but that's okay!there's 10 times more of you to love,right?

fat man:oh shut up,you skinny twig!

Be Entertaining

life is like a musical so why not abruptly burst into a song-and-dance routine to liven up a dull conversation?this cheerful approach works best during your very first important office meeting or when mingling with the mourners at a funeral.if you catch anyone glaring at you,it's only because they're jealous that you're so talented and well-liked.

2008-08-22T02:44:00.000-07:00

hey...haven't been posting for a long time.so Teacher's Day is coming and as well as the September holidays.i still don't know what to give them...so i just took my BFA and good news is,everybody passed!hooray!sad news is,i named the picture of the bandage wrong.the top was suppossed to be named as "point".instead,i named it as "tip".how close.and how sad.the next week will be the annual generation inspection for SJAB.they say it's "a really important event"so i decided to go,since i'm quite curious.okay,i don't really have anything to say anymore,so goodbye!*check out Phantom Planet's songs.they rock!

P.S.happy birthday,Alicia!sorry that your birthday present is delated!haha!:)

2008-08-11T07:42:00.000-07:00

hello!not much happened today,except i was alone at home for the whole morning because my mother had to bring my sister to get her photo taken for her I.D.she's 15,you see.i went to do my homework and now i am listening to the tingstings 'Be The One'.really good song.you should give it a spin.my sister told me that she had pre-ordered their album at Grammaphone.apparently it has 'every album that the other cd shops had not came up with'according to her.so since i had not gotten her her birthday present,i decided to buy her the tingtings album.[i like them anyway:>]and she promised me to buy me panic at the disco's 1st album.it sounds like a good deal,so i agreed.can you believe that someone had called me a b***h last friday cos i couldn't lend her my pen as i was using it during duty?how ridiculous was it?furthermore she was older than me!my senior than told me not to bother about her because that's just the way she is.okayyy...so i've forgiven her but it was kinda hard for me to forget because nobody has called me a b***h before...but whatever.it's all in the past now...

2008-08-08T06:55:00.000-07:00

hello!i haven't been posting for a long time so here it goes...so today was the National Day celebration in my school.everybody was made to wear red tees with thier school bottoms.i wore a red tee which my mum bought for me only to find that there is still people who did not wear.-.-but i did enjoy myself thoroughly.the school band played 'Majulah Singapura'in the morning and people from SJAB,Girl Guides,NPCC and NCC marched up to the front,holding the national flag proudly.i didnt really get to watch the whole thing because i was doing counter duty and i was being blocked.so afterwards we learned how to play some traditional music instruments,the school choir sang some national day songs and they made us dance a small Indian dance but everybody was too shy to do so...but the dancers were awesome...well,nothing to talk much.bye,then,i'm off to play Sims!

2008-07-23T07:36:00.000-07:00

okay...be cool.SingFest is coming.but i can't go.it is really,really sad because many famous bands,[18 of them,in fact]are arriving including Panic!At The Disco.so calm down.never mind.i still have their albums.but *sob*i really want to go.just have my parents' consent and fork out 200 dollars and i can watch my favourite bands LIVE.nver mind.let's talk about M.A.D.we read blogs to find any insulting words or vulgarities and just send them to my senior.pretty cool.we also organise Talentime and counterstrike competitions.hooray,i'm starting my 1st M.A.D. meeting tomorrow and i can't wait.

2008-07-11T05:58:00.000-07:00

hello!i'm back!can you actually belive i look forward to prefects' duty every morning and recess?counter girls rock!!!!!i am starting to fall in love with badminton.i used to hate it but now as i play it with my friends during p.e.,i think its very cool.maybe i will use it as my exercise.my secondary 2 mentors,Wee Chin and Hud are quite nice to me except that they are a little too quiet...yay!my sister helped us to download some videos in our psp.they are mostly interviews by patd,MVs by patd,ccs and The Beatles.really cool.my sjab seniors are having a competition on sunday and i'm going to watch!GO ALL THE WAY SJAB SENIORS!!!!!!!!

2008-07-07T02:01:00.000-07:00

happy youth's day,people!wheeee...i just watched She's The Man yesterday.it is played by Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum and it really rocks.totally hilarious.yay!i'm getting my new psp sometime later.my father bought an insurance and the company let my father choose between two prizes offered.eithera psp with a free game or a sony ericsson walkman phone.i wanted the walkman phone but my sister disagreed as she said that it was not worth it.true...the psp was much more expensive and it evens comes with a free game.cool...it will probably be delivered afterwards.i really can't wait.happy youth's day again!

2008-06-25T03:23:00.000-07:00

oh......school has already started.*sobs*.i had a new bag,don't know where it came from.we changed our english teacher to this lady,Miss Cheryl Ng.quite okay but still quite fierce...but let's look on the bright side because i started home economics today!our teacher is my teacher in charge of sjab,Miss Sabrina Thang.but i was separated from most of my friends except for some...i was partner with a guy,Brandon, and we sat opposite Mabel and Bryan.i guess i had misinterpreted the boys as irritating because they were actually quite helpful.the other class got to choose their own partner!ARRRGGHHHHHHHHH!but at least i still have Mabel with me.....did i ever told you that i have this really great phobia of balls before?yep.and we had a really wild ball game in sjab yesterday.i was just practically stoned in one place,too afraid to move because i was afraid that the ball would hit me.ever since young,i will always be hit by the ball on the head for at least once in ball games,that's why i'm afraid of balls.really afraid.my nco,Jeremy,told me to be the goalkeeper but another guy wanted to be.after that,my other nco,Wei Yan,told me to be goalkeeper but Jasper wanted to be.Geez,i'm really confused.in the end,i just stood at one spot of the carpark and held the ball only once while the rest of the sjab members had a lot of sweat and fun.oh crap.now i have a phobia of ball games too.

2008-06-20T22:50:00.000-07:00

Arrrrrrrrgggghhhh!school's getting closer!it's not that i don't like school,but thinking about homework makes my tummy feels funny.oh well,i guess that i better make the most of these two days left.i just watched Hooping Dulcinea on channel 56.it is played by Hebe from girl band S.H.E. and by another guy whose name i don't really know...but it's a really good show.something like HanaKimi but the characters and storyline are of course,different.*yawn....*i'm feeling really tired as i stayed up late last night to watch a japanese thriller called "Premonition".i can't explain because it's very long but i can reckon it's a cool show.oh,crap.i have another scar on my leg again.i scratched myself on the wooden table in the computer room and now it's hurting quite badly.why am i always getting into accidents?!what the heck.so now i have er.......1,2,3 scars.3 pathetic scars on the same right leg of Ong Jia Jing.hooray.never mind.i'm not going to sulk all day long just because of 3 miserable scars.so far,so good.my story's getting quite well and i'm going to work on it.oh yeah,bubu and dingding loves uncooked noodles.they treat it as their own crackers.so cute.

2008-06-19T01:42:00.000-07:00

hi!i'm back again.i'm doing my chem now.*yawn*.so tired.just now,was my 1st time using my msn account.ain't it coool?yeahhhhh.so my jaw's getting better,but i hope i do not need to go for surgery.and that boy who pointed his penknife at me?he is called Jian Wei.always at cool.whatever*CRACKS KNUCKLES.REALLY LOUDLY.*

2008-06-18T07:01:00.000-07:00

oh hey,bloggie,i'm back again.school days are coming closer...booboo.right now,i'm quite hooked on to Neal Shusterman's books.[they really rock!]u should try reading them.i read Dread Locks and Full Time already.p.s.i also started writing books of my own too!i want to be an author when i grow up.oh,and maybe learn some yoga because my body is practically stiffer than iron.sigh....my jaw isn't getting any better by the way.have i told you that i have this really great phobia of sharp objects?so great that i have goosebumps thinking about it.ouch.okay,so 1 time in my secondary school,this guy in my class who was sitting a few seats away from me drew out his penknife and pointed directly in my face.it came so unexpectly that i felt as if someone had poured cold water me and i was like"PLESE ..DO.. NOT ..EVER ..DO..THAT..AGAIN.''umm....whatever.byebye!

2008-06-17T02:59:00.000-07:00

hello again!sigh......i'm having the school blues.pity i could not attend Leighton's class gathering because my mother did not allow me to go.oh,by the way,i have NO offence to whoever's name that got minimized in my blog below because i swear i did not know what had happened.i'm also feeling touched now.yulian was really sweet of him to say me like that in his blog.okay.......maybe i should say something nice about him too.well,let's say he's quite nice and kind but gets pretty tough when angered.he's really sweet to me in primary school and lets me bully him even though he may be suffering deep inside.seriously,he's one of my bestest friend i could have.but as the saying goes[GIRLS RULE FOREVER!!!]bubu and dingding too!brendon from patd looks cute.p.s.he's on the right!oh,before i forget,i'm also going to the Singapore General Hospital tomorrow to have a checkup on my poor little jaw.my left side of my jaw bone has been locked since primary five.i had to press a finger to my ear before i could open it to ease the pain.now,i could not even open it fully and could not even chew my food properly.also,this irritating symptom has been affecting my left set of teeth and now it hurts really badly.the kind nurse at the polyclinic that i went yesterday told me that this is a very common disease that normally girls would contract.so watch out girls!!!!!i'm so nervous for tomorrow.those who are reading my blog,please wish me the *sniff*best of luck!ciao!don't know what will happen to me.*helplessly bursts into tears*.haha.i'm just joking.i hardly ever cry these days.

2008-06-13T03:37:00.000-07:00

yay!!!!!!!!i got my[ don't know how many number pic ]in my blog!the guy on the right is ryan and the other one is brendon.both are from Panic!At The Disco.are't they cute?aw....haha.just kidding only.i sil have bubu and dingding in my heart always.

still about me.ouchie!

2008-06-13T02:07:00.000-07:00

alright.it's still about me.the reason i said ouchie was because i just accidentally hit my thigh on my computer table and now there's a long stretch of scar on it.not surprising.i have been sustaining abrasions since young on my legs and arms due to accidents.okay...it's very pain.very,very,very...pain!
okay,now,i'll introduce you to my friends and supportors of my life.
ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!
my mummy,daddy,sis,bubu[R.I.P],bubu junior and dingding.
MUACKS!!!!!
Celin,Gillian,Elizabeth,Jing Wen,Joey,Xuan Qi,Jia Le,Rachel,Ching Ye,Reesa,Sabrina,Li Jun,Xue Min,Jia Ying,Yu Qian,Angeline,Jasmine,Jon Yi,Tania,Lee Boon,Hui Yi,Sally,Wei Lin,Yu Lian a.k.a. durian.[6.1 pupils]
Yi Ting,Wei Lin,Qing Yun,Geralyn,Alicia,Lin Qi,Valerie,Maureen,Cheryl,Cheerlyn[1e2]pupils
remember,i will always cheer you on in my heart,guys!WHOOOTS!

my life part 2

2008-06-06T22:13:00.000-07:00

I took my school's maths online quiz just moments before.it was SOO difficult!i was really disappointed with myseif as i had expected to do better.sigh...........i guess i should work hard next semester to buck up my results.GO ALL THE WAY GIRL!!!!!!!haha.i'm still kinda retarded.i went out with my primary school friends a few days before.we had so much fun!it was actually my friend's 13th birthday and all 7 of us decided to hang out together to celebrate her birthbay.1st,all of us met up at noon at whie sands shopping mall,have our lunch and head to vivo city after that.of course,all of us got wet because we splashed in the outdoor pool at the 3rd level of the mall.then we headed for the playground on the 2nd level.we met this little six year old boy who played with us on the see-saw but barely spoke a word.the only time he spoke a word when he told us his name,Timothy,in a reallysmall voice.trust me,he was really cute.we later headed for white sands shopping mall to take some neoprints,gosipping all the way in the mrt.i then headed for home.sigh.....i really wish i can see my friends again because i really mised them.

my life

2008-06-06T06:26:00.000-07:00

haiz!dis is my 1st time writing in my blog cos i dunno where 2 go and type.im serious!no blubby-yankee-doodly joking siah.im 4rom gongshang primary,6.1[mr chua rox!!!!!!!!]and i put haising as me 1st choice.yippee 4 me den cos i got chosen.i hav a sis in ahs who is 14+.quite nice but sometimes can be REALLY nasty.i still love her a lot though.i hav a hamsty called bullet aka bubu but he drowned last year 27th may nine in the mornin...WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i was soooo upset and filled with so much regret dat i cried 4 times continuously.sighhhh...me mom den bought me another 1.i took gd care of him and now he is a healthy lil' fatso who only noes how 2 eat,sleep,drink and play.on 1st march,we bought a 2 month old bunny called pudding,aka dingding.very cute but always pee and shit in his water bowl and food box.everytime me mom vaccuums the floor he so shocked dat he folds back his lil' bunny ears and stares blankly into space.so kawaii!of course,dere's me wonderful,spectacular parents who love and dote on me sis and i since young.me dad even bought me sims2 double deluxe edition com game yesterday.one-nil 4 him!!!